Please note that I’m writing this post to explore the issue of fetishes, not because I want to inspire people to develop zoophilia or whatever weird, obscene habits. From a personal point of view, I think it’s disgusting, downright degrading and the epitome of the word- desperate. That’s probably because I’ve hypoactive sexual desire. If any of the readers out there engage in this type of behavior, please feel free to email me your thoughts so I can achieve better understanding. I am actually capable of getting bored when reading so called sexually charged articles. I am SO hypoactive that I don’t understand how people can get addicted to sex, porn or dirty talk. It is NOT a disorder because I don’t feel distraught over it. =)
I think I became an asexual person once I started researching on the various “-philias” that people engage in. Given the obscenely long list out there, I’m sure everyone has one fetish or another (so dangerous). Since humans are the root of all problems in life, I’m staying away… For all of you curious nuts out there, people have very weird interests. I’ll just name a few here, with my personal opinions in brackets:
- Necrophilia- sexual fetish for corpses (She/he looks a little blue, stiff and smells funny eh?)
- Podophilia- sexual fetish for feet (Yikes, it stinks and is that foot rot?)
- Odaxelagnia - sexual fetish for biting (Do I look like a juicy chicken drumstick to you?
- Retifism- sexual fetish for shoes (Urgh, I hope it’s a nice pair)
- Hierophilia- sexual fetish for sacred items (Think the Exorcist)
- Electrophilia- sexual fetish for electricity i.e. literally being exposed to electric shocks (shocking isn’t it?)
- Gerontophilia- sexual fetish for old and enfeebled people (I bet you’ll like raisins and prunes too)
- Eproctophilia - sexual fetish for farting (I can do without the methane overdose)
- Parthenophilia- sexual fetish for deflowering virgins (such a Neanderthal thinking)
- Urophilia- sexual fetish for urine (I hope it’s sanitary)
- Narratophilia- sexual fetish for talking dirty (Where’s the chili Padi/soap??)
- Autassassinophilia- sexual fetish for putting yourself in life threatening situations (How about lying on the train tracks?)
Back to the bestiality stories, I learnt that zoophilia was a small issue. When people write stories, be it fictional or otherwise, they reveal a little about themselves and their thoughts. I’m NOT going to post the weblink up here because of the readers are under-aged. I know you guys aren’t that innocent, but let me play my role as a “responsible” adult- please don’t get addicted to pornography after reading this. It’s not because my conscience will be troubled but it’s just bad for your mental and moral development. The last thing we need is a nation of rapists and molesters. By the way, I ascribe to the old punishments of castrating rapists, chopping the hands off molesters and stuffing a hot poker up the buttocks of a sodomist. I don’t have sympathy for those who inflict psychological and physical harm on others.
After spending 3 miserable hours reading through entries (I was seriously dead bored from reading stories that conspicuously lack vocabulary from beyond the realm sexual connotations. Ah well, the price you pay for research.), I gleaned the following information:
- Most of the offenders (for the lack of a better word) suffer from Nymphomania/Satyriasis (i.e. VERY high sex drive). Teenage readers need not worry about that because teenage horniness is due to hormonal changes. Most of the offenders are normally in their 30s or 40s who are compulsive masturbators.
- Most do not suffer from Zoophilia by default.
- Most of the offenders discover the “joys” of bestiality by accident or are heavily influenced by stuff they read over the internet.
- Most of them suffer from more than one fetish.
- All of them are desperate- gender, age and species don’t matter. I’m so thankful that interspecies breeding doesn’t work out. Can you imagine how hybrid dog/human, pig/human, horse/human, goat/human, chicken/human, etc would look like? The Minotaur, Centaurs and Satyrs are creatures of our imagination.
- Most of them are old, fat and therefore ugly women to me. Alternatively, they were adolescent boys who enjoy getting licked by their family dog. Urgh.
- I hope the animals involved won’t end up with mutated forms of human STDs.
There was ONE story that particularly disturbed me. It was about a girl who got introduced and hooked onto sex when she was nine. And the biggest kick in the nuts came when it was revealed that it was her mum who introduced her into the world of debauchery. By the time she was 13, she and her mum were sharing partners and she reached the stage where she was woefully unable to look at any guy beyond his nuts. She was literally experimenting with anything and everything that she could wank. That’s tragic and disturbing even for a fictional story. The story went on and on and on and on and on and on about her various exploits. She even called herself a cheap slut. I can’t think of any worse a name to call oneself.
I think an active sex life should only occur when a person is in their early 20s. By that age, they would have known what they want, any younger than that would normally result in psychological trauma. The greatest example that comes into mind is Mary Bell, who murdered of her playmates when she was 10 years old. During her trial, she horrified everyone with her conspicuous lack of guilt. She was sexually abused since the age of 5 by her mother’s customers.
Read more here: http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/notorious_murders/famous/bell/index_1.html
Ammendment:
I forgot to add another fetish! It's called Objectophilia- sexual fetish for objects. Here is a documentry for you!
In the recent news, Miss Wolfe, 33, announced that she will be marrying the fairground ride that she has been in love with since she was 13 years old. Read more: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5972632/Woman-getting-married-to-fairground-ride.html
So what’s your take on abnormal sexual fetishes? Contribute your ideas at the chatroll!
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